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BMW Suite — for the 540i

A practice version of a BMW dealer-style program (ISTA-shaped). It replays recorded test sessions: car header, module tree, fault memory. Live Values is empty on purpose — the test data has no live-values job. Coding and fault-clearing panes are locked.

Start it on your PC:

python3 run_suite.py replay
python3 run_suite.py enumerate
python3 run_suite.py serve --port 8771

Then open http://127.0.0.1:8771. Needs the BMW ID Kit folder beside it (its harness does the talking).

Open gates: B-7 (the 540i's own BMW program files — the house does not hold them; they must come from a BMW data set you lawfully own) · G-2 (first real-car session).

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BMW ID Kit — the identification kit

The kit underneath the BMW Suite. It asks a fixed list of read-only questions (variant, engine-computer info, stored faults) and writes the answers into files for Team Garage. It cannot write to a car at all — there is no write function in it, and the tests prove that. Right now it practices on a scripted pretend car, so none of its numbers came from your 540i.

Start it on your PC:

python3 bmw_id_kit.py identify

Needs the .NET 8 runtime. The download includes the pre-built harness; the compiler toolchain folder is not in the zip (it lives in the workspace copy).

Open gates: B-7 · G-2 — same as the BMW Suite.

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Audi Suite — for the SQ5

A practice version of an Audi dealer-style program (ODIS-shaped). It runs an autoscan against seven pretend engine computers wired up as a fake car, reads each module's identity, and reads fault memory the dealer way. Its safety gate refuses everything except two read services, before anything is sent. A module that doesn't answer prints UNREAD — never a fake "0 faults."

Start it on your PC:

python3 run_suite.py autoscan
python3 run_suite.py serve

Then open http://127.0.0.1:8770. Sessions land in its exports/ folder as sealed recordings.

Open gates: G-1 (the 2-minute SQ5 software-train read — it settles which Audi branch the head unit is) · G-2 (first real-car session).

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SQ5 Dash — the gauge dashboard

A read-only gauge dash for the SQ5: boost in the middle, plus RPM, lambda, intake temperature, fuel pressures and more. Channel map graded 23 VERIFIED-REACHABLE · 1 DERIVED (boost) · 3 PLAUSIBLE · 4 NOT-EXPOSED. Honest limit: about 5–20 answers per second shared across all gauges — fine for street and drag review, not a DS1-class logger. Right now it talks to a pretend engine computer built into the tool, so every number is made up, on purpose.

Start it on your PC (after a one-time pip install -r requirements.txt in a Python venv — the zip does not carry the venv):

python run_dash.py

Then open http://127.0.0.1:8765. Sessions save into its exports/ folder.

Open gates: G-1 · G-2 — same as the Audi Suite.

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Pit Box — the phone app for any car

An Android app that turns any OBD-II car into an instrumented car: live vitals, shift light, G-meter, drag timer, brake test, virtual dyno, fault-code reader. It writes nothing to the car except one fault-clear behind two confirmations, with the journal written first. Its Bluetooth link to a real adapter has never been proven on a real drive — that first drive is its completing act.

You need: an Android phone and an ELM327-class Bluetooth OBD-II adapter. Whether you own one is UNKNOWN — buying one is a separate decision. No adapter? The app still works in GPS-only mode (speed, G-meter, drag timer, brake test).

Install: download the APK, check its size and fingerprint below match, then open it on the phone.

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Car Click Pack — the cluster display

Not a diagnostic tool. This is the clickable instrument-cluster display — the faces you tap through. It reads no car and changes no car. It lives here only so all the car surfaces sit behind one door.

Opens in the browser. No download, no install.